screen schvitz

Sweat or make-up residue built-up on the screen of a smart phone.

I couldn't make out the photo on her phone because it was clouded by screen schvitz.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Screen Burn

A permanent discoloration of areas on an electronic display such as a cathode ray tube (CRT) display or computer display monitor or television set caused by cumulative non-uniform usage of the pixels.

Screen Savers are designed to fight of screen burn.

My security camera monitor is screen burned in so much that I can see it even when not powered on.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 22, 2014

screensomnia

Lack of sleep brought on by spending too much time on an electronic device (computer, phone, tablet) usually in an unproductive manner

I just signed up for netflix and it's causing major screensomnia - only slept three hours last night.

by bittersw99t March 15, 2015

screenshot hoe

the hoes that screenshot every snap you send them and think that ur hot shit

A: Did she screenshot your snapchat?
B: yeah she always does, she a screenshot hoe
A: What else is new....

by zachlott January 25, 2016

screenship

A friendship maintained through social media or electronic devices.

I have many personal friendships I maintain by physical interaction, and I have many screenships maintained through social media or electronic devices.

by Brockdaddy August 6, 2016

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016