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Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.
Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!
by Nubberboy January 24, 2010
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sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....
Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages
by vk31337 May 3, 2011
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Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.
John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!
by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012
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Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.
by jaymoz June 19, 2014
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Cosby Sweater

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.
It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!
by Jeff Conway October 27, 2008
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sweatervest

Jim Tressel-Head coach of The Ohio State University's football team.
I wonder if sweatervest will recruit any good players this year.
by LSU FAN January 3, 2008
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blacker the berry sweeter the juice

a black female, is really black, that means her pussy is black, and her juice from her pussy is really sweet and good
that nigga has some sweet juice, blacker the berry sweeter the juice
by sam_69 January 23, 2009
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