smelfie

A selfie you take while pooping.

Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."

Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."

by AllByMySELF November 10, 2014

ya smell what im steppin in

do you understand what im saying

first you put your car in nuetral, then you open the doors,then you open all the doors and hop out, then you......ya smell what im steppin in???

by dinga September 12, 2006

I smell what you're stepping in.

I know what you mean.

Yeah man, the shit is hydro, so it's a little 'spensive.
I smell what you're stepping in. Gimme 2 ounces.

by MoralDK September 18, 2009

Smell Getter

A person who goes out of their way to promote his or her wretched oder. This includes not showering and realeasing gas with no regard for human life.

Sami woke up sunday morning after partying all night, played basketball and then went out to eat without showering...he is such a smell getter

by M Greazy December 27, 2008

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good

I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies

by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

smell the cupcake

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose

man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011