Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.

Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.

by Mieshter April 24, 2014

Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.

My hubby is such a rug sweeper!

by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Butt sweeper

When a young toddler is still in diapers and scoots around hardwood or tile floor "sweeping" on his butt

Mom: ugh why won't she just walk?
Dad: yeah, I know she is just a butt sweeper

by Danggirlllll October 20, 2016

Dead Sleeper

Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.

You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...

by Bmmolefe January 24, 2017

side sleeper

A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep

I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight

by etrade19 February 14, 2018

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018