Swasticar

Name for a Tesla/Cybertruck after Elon Musk did The Salute during Trump's inauguration.

Person A: Look at my cool Cybertruck
Person B: sarcastically Yeah dude, nice swasticar

by eatingknees April 8, 2025

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex

Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane

by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025

Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

staticat

When a cat has so much static electricity that it is time to wipe it down with a dryer sheet.

The staticat electrified the air when I was petting it

by Mamamia731 January 1, 2026

Post-static

a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.

Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.

by YoPal August 20, 2007