starfish sunrise

When you wake up in the morning butt naked and spread your cheeks

I saw a starfish sunrise on my honeymoon

by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

Starfish Wrestling

When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.

I walked in on them starfish wrestling.

by Dystopia poet January 3, 2022

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025

Khaki Starfish

A gentleman’s bum hole.

Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish

by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018

Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.

We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.

by Mangus83 June 16, 2018

Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011