wiki stalker

someone who is so utterly bored that they search anything that comes into their mind and/or comes up in conversation, that they search it on wikipedia!

1: what are you doing?
2: well i heard the clock ticking, so i searched about it.
1: you're such a wiki stalker

by titit5 December 7, 2009

Stale

To be Stale is to be in a Zen like state, for instance whilst having a hangover where the body is feeling sick, and the mind is not willing to do anything, hence zoning out, and being stale.

Guy 1 : Dude I’m staler than a stale cake on stale cake Wednesday
Guy 2: Dude that is stale

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

Cyber stalker

A cyber stalker is a sick and lonely coward individual who abuses the anonymity of the internet as his only possibility to molest another person. This kind of breed uses all kinds of internet services like talk forums or blogs for chasing his victims. The victims are mostly only accidental and get attacked for no given reason.

Commonly used accusations by cyber stalkers: 'XYZ is a nazi.' Or: 'she/he' (the victim) is known for having done this or that' (mostly sexual accusations or perversions). Or just: 'XYZ is a jerk because ...'

by Carlos Cumpleanos December 16, 2008

stalkerish

someone who is always around, you always run into them

stace: hey didnt we just see that guy at the store? didnt he try to talk to you last year?

lex : yes he is stalkerish, always around out of nowhere

by argentinagirl83 April 10, 2011

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Standees

Stupid word made up by London Transport

Seating Capacity: 34
Standees: 8

by Ken Foster June 30, 2006

Stalker Stunt

Calling someone repeatedly and/or back to back in an effort to force them to answer their phone. Then calling from someone else's phone or pressing *67 to restrict your phone number hoping they will answer. Scrolling through their missed, received, or dialed numbers list on their cell phone. Reading their text messages. Driving or stopping by their job or home uninvited. Inquiring with their friends or family about their whereabouts.

Tonya: "Michael called me 10 times today within 2 hours and left me 3 messages"

Lisa: "Wow, did he stop by your job again too"?

Tonya: "No, but I think he called me from a private number at 5 am this morning"

Lisa: "Geez......, what a stalker stunt"!

by Lois Lane Miami July 13, 2007