Stalker

One who watches the every move of a specific person that they show a very large amount of interest in. Stalking can include, but is not limited to;
-Watching the person sleep
-Watching the person bathe
-Odd uses of Jelly donuts or pizza
-Standing outside of their bedroom window even in the worst of conditions

-" Hey Rob, There's a girl outside that window just staring in at you. It's kind of freaking me out."

-"Oh, her? Don't worry about it, shes's just my stalker, dude."

by The Best There Ever Was April 13, 2010

Stalker

I did not know what a STALKER is until I become one. A stalker can sit in a car nearby a persons house for hours straight. A STALKER poisons the victim's WLAN ARP table and sneaks into the person's Facebook account and takes notes about the persons friends and comments. A STALKER observes who visit the person and feel enormous jealousy towards them. The stalkers would make quite good private detectives.

Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.

Me: Oh, fuck. I became a stalker. I cannot help sneaking around her apartment.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.

by C*ntLinguist November 22, 2009

Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.

I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.

by Munyuck February 2, 2009

crack to sacker

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are

"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"

by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003

Spacker Car

Originally was a small blue fibreglass 3 wheeled trike given to disabled people on the motability scheme in the 70`s & 80`s. Nowadays a low rent piss poor people carrier such as base spec Zafira`s, Vauxhall Agila`s & the dreaded Kia Sedona in dull colours qualify as being modern Spacker Cars. You feel like a spaz when travelling in one! All you need to do is spend a grand more to get a REAL car with some credability. Every council estate has the lions share of these shitty shamefull cars.

"flippin eck, have you seen Scummy Gary`s new motor? a Kia Sedona - what a spacker car eh?"

by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007

stalker

a person who stalks.

Kim knows everything about me! she's such a stalker!

by xXjArInXx May 28, 2016

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006