Sprinkladoich

Word to go beyond "What a dumb piece of shit!", "Fuckwad" and "Dipshit".

The ultimate asswipe...

An asswipe so nasty that an asswipe wipes its ass with it. So fucking gross that it can't be destroyed and destroys everything it comes in contact with. Very contagious. Often associated with Nancy Drews who react to uneasy situations like a flurry of stale farts, chicken noises, pig grunts and loud deafening retarded laughter.

"Oh man that girl Paige is unbelievable, she's such a Sprinkladoich."

by SlimDaddyCool December 8, 2015

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015

sprinkler

To cum on your others forhead and have it rain down their face.

I just went to Lisa and did the sprinkler on her.

by Carlos Mitchell May 1, 2016

sprinkle supreme

When you and your girl are gettin at it and she cums so hard she pees and shits all over you. Followed by puking on you

Dude I was with this chick last night and she totally sprinkle supremed me.

by Dsnyd June 3, 2016

Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

Sprinkle berries

Many small dingleberries ( the pice of poop left hanging out your ass that you have to nip ).Can be used to describe the average annoying fangirl .

Justin Bieber performed infront of a crowd of sprinkle berries.

by BiPolarPenguin May 24, 2016

sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.

"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"

by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017