Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.

boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.

by barn March 7, 2005

Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....

Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"

by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009

splarf

it means to cum or ejaculate

Hold on i am about to splarf.

by varooka May 18, 2009

spliffed

a cat in manchester england

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!

by troyka August 29, 2003

spliff

it iz ah bigg ass blunt wit weed alone no fuckin tobacco.
biggup trinidad an tobago

if i hav ah once ah weed i go put all in one bigg ass SPLIFF

by smokey smoke November 30, 2007

Spliff

To seep through fabric. Also to squeeze through very tight areas, such as pants and one's legs.

Jesse: "Dude you just made a doodie in your pantaloons"
Mitchell: "I know. It appears to be spliffing through the seams"

Michael the Happy Squirrel: "Dude get away from me. Your rectum-cake seems to be spliffing all over my fur"

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 14, 2006