babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
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cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!
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rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.
After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.
by Big ball sack 1234 February 06, 2018
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Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.
by Young pecker February 03, 2020
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"
Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
by PudSpanker February 03, 2016
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