crack spackle

Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.

Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!

by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

spackling

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.

Niko was spackling his wall with jizz

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Sparky

1. A mildly derogative nickname for one who states the obvious.

2. The name of a Pikachu owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series. It is different than other Pikachus because it has a distinct tuft of fur on its head.

"Nice deduction, Sparky."

"Go, Sparky!"

by ProudGinger March 12, 2009

spacka

when a cracka "White guy" and a Spic "Brown guy" are good friends.

Look at Team Spacka bustin' some asses

by Manny March 22, 2005

spackhead

A stupid person; less offensive version of "spastic" as an insult, like saying "Oh - sugar!" instead of shit. Can variations include "spack'ead". See also "Spatula".

"Don't be such a spackhead!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

spacking

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.

An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.

by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005

sparky 501

A word used in the Halo 3 gaming comunity to desribe god

"sparky 501 sentanced me to the abyss, damn he rocks my socks into cocks and they spunk on my feet"

by s98 November 26, 2007