You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.

Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…

by Beet girl May 30, 2024

Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high

Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again

“I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”

by canola_oil July 21, 2021

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018