Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025

sinaloa sober

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.

Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.

by El el fetches June 5, 2022

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body

Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??

by Harpartap singh November 23, 2021

sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

by divinelightning January 9, 2022