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Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.
This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.
by MadamMcQuinnMaddHouse February 20, 2020
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corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
by Licklicklickmyasss January 17, 2021
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Pickle Smoocher

Men that like to virtue signal while wearing gay socks. These men are likely closeted homo's that are into trannies and love to give head.
by Bloody Macbeth December 12, 2022
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dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023
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backdoor cooch smooch

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.
My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.
by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017
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word to my smoochies

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
by BBC jr April 21, 2023
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On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek
Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then
by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022
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