Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

Boomba Snake

The nickname given to former Chicago Bear runningback Curtis Enis. The origin of the name is unknown, but it said to describe the running style of the man.

Oh snap, look at that 50 yard bomb from Erik Kramer to Curtis Boomba Snake Enis!

by Coach Minter October 18, 2008

Morning Snake Pull

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

by Max Faber July 18, 2009

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

Snack-snake

Someone who deliberately doesn’t buy their own snacks and somehow persuades you to share or give your food to them.

Sarah is such a Snack-snake. Whenever we buy snacks she says she doesn’t want any. But as soon as I start eating, she wants some of mine.

by Aline Larissa Gallas November 15, 2017

Golden Slazenger

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.

It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!

by Jjely90 July 25, 2018