Shanghai Slider

A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.

Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”

by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019

goopie slide

When you nut on a girls back and then use her back as a slide

"Dude, last night this girl let me do the goopie slide."

by At Your Mom's House July 4, 2020

dirty mop slide

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.

How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?

by lower frederick April 1, 2004

0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.

I got that 0.5 on the sides

by Harrynicely January 11, 2014

Canadian Slip'n'Slide

When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.

Aye. i just got groceries! I will get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide ready in the kitchen. Aye.

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016

petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017