Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.

"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty

by LarryGreen July 29, 2016

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Slip and Slide

another way to say KYS/KMS

Nick: They said we eat too much
Malena: I hope you slip and slide

Nick: These new regulations make me want to slip and slide

by realchatter September 25, 2023

Alabama corn slider

The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.

bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!

bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!

by Alabama corn slider December 2, 2010

Slide Drexler

the act of standing on the rails at the top of a stair well and pooping down it so the poop slides down and hits people in the head.

Paul: Dude, is that your english teacher at the bottom of the stair well?

Jason: Yeah. Hold my books, I'm going to Slide Drexler on her.

by ergo_amazingness December 21, 2010