clam slapper

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.

eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*

by dont you just wish you knew July 13, 2009

kappa slapper

another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets

damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!

by mofo69 November 11, 2004

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Sloppy rocket

Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.

Joe: "Dude, this chick wants to go the hotel room with me, but I don't have any condoms!"
Phil: "You're fine man, just give her the sloppy rocket!"
Joe: "Shit, I forgot about that. I used to do that in Thailand. Thanks Bro!"

by Subliminll February 21, 2017

Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

by nick ruff October 26, 2005

Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009