Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

slathered

when you smear poop all over your tity whites and it drips down your leg

DUDE, I JUST SLATHERED!

by KOOL ANUS November 6, 2018

slammer

A man who is very reputable and experienced in penetrating the female clitoris with his penis for a long duration of time with fast paced repetitions and completely satisfying a woman's sexual needs.

"Dude... Trust me , Eddie is a slammer. He fucked that girl at school camp pretty hard."

"Bro , you are NOT a slammer... i'm pretty sure you are still a Virgin"

by jonjoshelvey10 August 8, 2019

slammer shield

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

slammer

Portable toilet as found at outdoor events. Door slams when closed carelessly.

Often hot in the summer, sometimes wet or funky, a place you don't want to spend time in.

After those festival beers I gotta hit the slammer.

by silenth April 6, 2020

slandered

Getting very drunk. Like super wasted, hammered, but slandered

Dude, I’m going to get slandered tomorrow at that festival!!

by Queenaileen March 18, 2020

Slammer Pussy

When she’s had more cocks than your sister, you’ll know she’s got a gaper bud.

I thought she was tight but man was that a slammer pussy.

by Redneckgirl101 December 23, 2020