jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.

That jean skirt is looking fierce.

by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.

(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.

by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021

News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.

Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.

by Bobb6 November 8, 2021

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022

To get skirted

At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.

Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)

by Merpa November 27, 2022