Situational Racism

When you're not really a racist at heart (like you don't wake up in the morning, give a Nazi salute to 'Das Führer' first thing in the morning) however, you are still under some kind of influence which keeps you in the closet in terms of xenophobia and disassociation to people other than those who are like yourself.

For example... You know you suffer from "Situational Racism" when you're friendly with "Juan" because he is doing your lawn that day. Then, Juan sees you with friends and family at the same restaurant that weekend and when he says hi to you, you look at him with a bit of disgust and acting like you don't even know who he is.

Another.

You're not racist... No, you have a "black friend" at work... You've even had lunch with him on occassion.But no, you've never invited him to your BBQ's or other affairs at your home. I mean, he would be the only "Black guy" there.

by OahnX April 29, 2013

cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

Situational Trichotillomania

A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.

When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.

by CoffeeSommelier April 29, 2010

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

simptation

The temptation of simping

"I can't hold it back anymore, the simptation is too strong"

by therealpanix September 9, 2020

Simptation

Falling into a cycle of simping with a select group of acquaintances

Cosby is superseded his normal simptation

by Presidente August 22, 2021

simptationish

Your friend is simping over a girl but you are trying to lear how to stanky leg to “in da club” by 50 cent and you accidentally say simptationish.

i support the simptationish but im trying to stanky leg right now nigga hold up……I failed but yea.

by the nigga wit da 7.3 May 15, 2022