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Simplings

Person: Those kids are simplings.
by Explainer Of Tdodd September 13, 2022
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Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
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Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile
Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(
by CyteX July 18, 2020
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Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
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diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete
This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.
by colbyco July 12, 2009
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simple

A person who is toxic and angry when he plays any kind of game, has a small penis and a small brain
WTF look this guy he is so simple
by lee sin pro max March 14, 2021
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Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.
Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022
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