simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

Simple girls

Girls that will spread legs for you if you take them to a nice eatery. They are often referred to as cheap girls

She’s is one of those “simple girls” ,just take her out and she’ll spread them for you

These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls

by Table shaker July 24, 2019

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 9, 2019

simple sugar

simple sugar is finding someone of the same gender attractive/cute

I’m looking for a simple sugar, I need a simple sugar, nothing much just walking around till I find a simple sugar

by TheOneFromAbove January 31, 2024

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009