Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008

Donald Shrek

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.

Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.

by LividPlanets November 24, 2018

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

shrek-tion

When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.

“Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”

by DankHitz420 December 4, 2019

Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017