Shannonmom

A really cool person. A person who treats you with love and care like your her 2nd daughter. A name you can call your best friends mom to show you love her so much.

I LOVE SHANNONMOM SO MUCH! SHES THE BEST!

by emmaisverysupercool October 20, 2019

Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

Shannon O’Halloran

The most perfect human being on the planet. sexy as fuck, great at sex, and willing to do anything to make other people happy. Great girl overall... 12/10

Andrew- Wow bro, I had the best night ever last night!
Ryan- why man?
Andrew- I got to hangout with Shannon O’Halloran. Talk about perfect...

by T.Taouil/A.Thoms April 14, 2020

Shannon

She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,

Shannon your beautiful

by Helli8o7 April 15, 2020

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020