wood shampoo

When somone jizzes in another person's hair

Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!

Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow

by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010

Schmappper

Noun: Schmappper or Schmapp
Def. One who Schmapps
Ex. "Your a fucking Schmapper."
Ex.2 "What the Schmapp."

Verb: To Schmapp or to be Schmapped
Def. To be schmappy to someone.
Ex. "Go Schmapp yourself."

Adjective: Schmapp
Def. To treat some one Schmappy.
Ex. "Yor treating him like a Schmappity Schmapp."

You are a schmapping schmappity schmapper, who like to schmapp schmappy schmappers.

by Schmapper2000PlusPlatinumSeries May 18, 2004

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew March 13, 2009

Shap

A man who sends females pictures of other men's penises trying to help them out

"Did you get that from Shap?! that can't be his"

by dblover69 November 26, 2011

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007