Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

Shlinglablomb

The act of one slashing a bomb

Did you see me shlinglablomb that?

by NotGrapeLOL May 23, 2024

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024

shlingbinkamogom

another way of saying "you're fatherless"

used in a sentence, shlingbinkamogom

by brokenmidnight23 September 5, 2024

Shlinnish

A language containing these letters:

A, AE, B, G, H, II, IOU, O, OA, QU, RR, SS, TT, UJ, VV, W, ZH

"He speaks Shlinnish."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

shinkle

A tinkle and a shit in one go

I just took a massive shinkle

by hydroxyqueen January 19, 2025