ShitStain

a complete fool, jack-ass, lazy, weak, or an all around deplorable individual. someone of an incredibly poor nature only completing the minimal amount of required effort for anything, a pathetic person who looks of a unapproachable manner.

Jim is such a fat pig-boy that everything around him turns into a giant shitstain. andrew is a weak pathetic shitstain of a person. nate is such a shitstain, he left work 5 hours early and the last hour of being at work he ran a meeker lay down.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

shitstain

1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. One who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basically anything good)
5. A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a shitstain is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their low level of intellegence.

my ex is a total shitstain for hurting me the way he did and for screwing my sister.

by Angelofflight October 24, 2006

shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.

Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

or

Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...

by Peter ja gut gut meatballs from Sweden February 2, 2004

bumraping shitstabber

A homosexual, one who loves it up the arse.

Check out Elton John, he’s a bumraping shitstabber

by David Atkinsonn April 21, 2006

shitfest

When 2 groups of people get together (for most likely bowling - 5 pin) and get shitty. It's like woodstock except with shit.

joey and Pete bowled three strikes and Kim and Sean only bowled two: as a result, Kim and Sean drink till they shit (ie: shitfest).

by Joey Darrk April 10, 2008

shitstantlies

The immediate occurance of consuming something or an situation that will give you the uncontrollable, urgent necessity to take a crap.

I ate that burrito and it gave me the shitstantlies.

shit - stant- lies (lees).

by Allyn Mac May 22, 2008

Shitstory

Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.

Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"

by Ms. Lacuna August 5, 2009