Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Shiving

To be an absolute shiv. (past tense: shived, present: to shiv, shining)

Girl 1: Omg how was formal yesterday?
Girl 2: I was absolutely shiving! Not just me we all did!

by TheGoletaPunisher April 30, 2024

shmpingle

1. a small multi-coloured insectoid creature

2. a verb that doesn't really mean anything

1. "he was left in a room with a shmpingle

2. you've been shmpingled

by Shmpingle May 21, 2024

Shining draw

A shining draw is the upgraded for of a destiny draw performed by yuma tsukumo in yugioh zexal. He is able to manifest or create a card that he needs for a specific situation and have it on the top of his deck when he draws. He first uses this when combined with astral using the power of Zexal.

Yuma's shining draw helped him manifest a zexal weapon on the top of his deck.

by Kaito Tenjo May 30, 2024

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025