1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell
2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...
3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...
3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
awww sheet melissa i almost got hit by a car
aww sheet theirs your dad
awww sheet are those the cops
awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver
aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
aww sheet theirs your dad
awww sheet are those the cops
awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver
aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
by yoursupermaketwithaheart June 11, 2010
Get the awww sheet mug.A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.
Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
by True inventor of this word January 14, 2011
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Get the Shee-It mug.A convenience store/gas station where hicks from Lititz, PA like to hang out all night, every night. Why? Because they have nothing better to do with their lives, and/or because there's a "NO LOITERING" sign in the parking lot and they're trying to be "criminals".
Hick #1: "Hey guys, lets go hang out at Sheetz and get drunk and stoned!"
Hick #2: "What a brilliant idea!"
Hick #3: "Yee-haw!"
Hick #2: "What a brilliant idea!"
Hick #3: "Yee-haw!"
by 1234Life August 21, 2009
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Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!
Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!
by unknowndawg February 3, 2004
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by bill murry March 27, 2004
Get the monkey sheet mug.Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
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