I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008
Get the some sort of an infection from shaving or somethingmug. National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
by KangarooShaver69ppbuttSquirt2 October 23, 2019
Get the National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo daymug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. 1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
Get the Shave the Quailmug. by Nugget lord May 14, 2016
Get the Shaveemug. Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
Get the Shaving moneymug. 1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
by T bagking September 20, 2016
Get the Shaved Camelmug.