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Sanders

Honestly, one of the very best people you will ever meet. She may have the name of her great-grandfather (A guy! I know, right? Did her parents really know she was a girl?) But anyone who meets her absolutely loves her and she has SO many friends, really, her personality is amazing and fits for everyone. She's actually really gorgeous and doesn't know it. She usually has really curly dark hair and a big smile. She's really funny and really relates to everyone, is never mean and always a friend who's there for you. Always supporting you. While others tend to make mistakes and mean jokes without thinking about it or realising someone is sensitive to it, she may laugh along but will always make sure you are okay with it and never make the jokes herself. Always has to be sure that you are okay with something before she makes the joke. Usually right and is very good at debating, not a very fun to argue with her because she will always prove your wrong. Not in a bragging way, but she knows her facts. She has the body of an angel, yet loves everyone else just how they are. Not afraid to stand up for you or to anyone else.

She is either bisexual, some other kind of LGBTQ+ or is just really sus. Constantly goes on about both boobs and abs, says both are equally perfect. Parents love her and she is CRAZY smart. Literally gets A's in all her subjects yet she doesn't follow protocol, isn't afraid to be unique.
She could absolutely get into any university, smart enough to do any job, but isn't afraid to do what she loves. She is very creative and very talented at what she does, usually aspires to be an artist of something along the lines.Sanders is the best person to get advice from, and always knows how to fix a problem. Happy to take the blame for you because while beautiful on the outside, she really is stunning on the outside. She is so friendly to everyone.

While Sanders may have the figure of an angel, she does not believe in angels, or maintaining her figure. Thankfully her body does it for her. Otherwise, judging from the amount of junk food she eats and her little to none form of exercise, well...she knows it's true.

If you don't know a Sanders, even one that could be named after Colonel Sanders, find one. Meet one. Because you are missing out on the most amazing woman on the planet. I love her so much, and you will too. Guaranteed.
"Sanders told me I look amazing AGAIN today. I love her more than anything." Aimee said.

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"Have you seen that girl?" John said.

"You mean the one with the strangest name ever?" Will replied.

"Yeah. That's the one. Sanders. Isn't she smoking?"

"Too bad she's taken. By a girl."
by girlwiththebestfriendever November 23, 2021
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pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
by yer mammy April 12, 2007
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surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

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Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.
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surging sanders

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Palm sander

A woman or man who fashions their hair in such a manner so they have a bun or top knot on top of their head.
The bun/top knot is then used to guide the willing participant head in providing oral sex with their partner.
If Jenny, is wearing her hair in a bun tonight she is looking for some palm sander action.
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Burnie Sander

A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.
Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.
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Brandon Sanderson

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
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