Fuck-sense

When something makes absolutely no sense at all it makes 'fuck-sense.'

"Chuck Norris? Killed by Bruce Lee? That makes absolute fuck-sense."

by Babazoid August 9, 2009

Dr. Seuss

An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock

Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.

by Lil Bigwood23 November 3, 2019

common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

common sense

An oxymoron

Sense isn't common here on earth

by me March 27, 2004

my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

will sause, yes!

its something you say in order to convey a certain point. it must be done in conjunction with very abrupt movement of the arms and legs, in a flailing type of exercise.

"WILL Sause, YES!!!!!!"

by Julia Guthrie May 17, 2006

Common Sense

The only thing that you will ever need in life.

Friend: Dude, i smoke pot, wanna try some?

You: Nope. (Using common sense.)

by Dr.Meowings April 1, 2010