Selling

when you fumble the easiest goal ever

Bro how'd you miss that? you're selling

by cristiano messi jr May 4, 2025

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Stealing

Falsely accusing me of stealing so you can justify stealing.

Hym "Which is not what I did to Kendra McKeefry or Marina Derfus. Nor what I did to the YouTube trash. And you idiots allowing these people to invent an imaginary offense and then try to punish me extrajudicially got somebody's kid killed and now you are trying to cover that up as though it isn't the direct result of you prioritizing the stealing the, rape porn, and your kids over me instead of engaging critically with what I have been saying. You cared more about controlling my options than you did a resolution that works for me and you suffered the consequences and I refused to suffer them with you because it isn't my fault. What happened to Liam Payne? You tried to bully the wrong person to death and he killed himself. What happened with the school shootings? You tried to bully someone to death and they killed you instead. So. The only way I'm not going to murder a child is if you stop trying to get me to do what you want UPTO AND INCLUDING work. End of discussion. Concede or roll the dice. No negotiation."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.

Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Selling The Changeup

When a Transgender person is doing a good job at looking like the other gender

"Did you know Ryan is a girl now?"

"Yeah, she's really Selling The Changeup"

by ECO_DIESEL September 24, 2025

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.

Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"

by Danbits February 7, 2013