Nova Scotian Fire hydrant

The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth

He really layed down that Nova scotian fire hydrant on me!

by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026

Newfie Scotian

Someone for Cape Breton. Often people from Saskatchewan call them that.

Hey Charlie where you from?
CHARLIE: Im from cape breton.
Ooh your one of those Newfie Scotians boy

by Vortex of dog fuckery August 1, 2025

koozie-scusi

What you often hear when several polite Italian chums are having cold ones while seated together around a very small table, and so they frequently "beg pardon" when one of their foam-wrapped drink-containers bumps/brushes against another.

Just for fun, I counted da "koozie-scusies" voiced during one single meeting of a golfing-quartet at da bar; there were at least 37 of said utterances over da course of said hour-long fellowshipping-session.

by QuacksO January 8, 2026

zimbobway from nova scotia

A Guy Who is cute and funny, but most people think he is an asshole. He is an asshole though, but also smarter than you about geography and history.

Mr.Zimbobway: Do you know where nova scotia is?
Girl: Russia! Boo-Yahh!!! C'mon ask me another one?
Mr.Zimbobway: actually it's in Canada

Girl: Ok Mr.Zimbobway from Nova Scotia!

by MissUN-popular June 10, 2023

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011