by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018

Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020

by SRT Mike April 10, 2025

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”
by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”
by cultural wizard November 3, 2019
