scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.

I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"

by Ssylar October 27, 2008

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gentle scissor

when a girl jerks you off with two fingers

give me a gentle scissor rite here in the ice rink

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

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scissors

used to cut paper in the famous game 'rock, paperr, scissors'
ohh yess. i ownn that game:D

reby and brooke:rock!paperr!scissors!

reby: hahaha!in yo face brooke! i picked sciccors and you picked paper! scissors cut paper in half! ...or sidewayes...or upside down...anywayez, I BEAT YOU!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!

brooke: darn it. BEST TWO OUTTA THREE!

by reby ann August 16, 2008

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rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

by Diego November 18, 2003

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Scissor Sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge77 January 12, 2009

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