by ches bergar September 18, 2016
Get the Schoolmug. A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. The "right" way to torture your children Plain And Simple
u spend 18 years getting Destroyed Mentaly and Pshyicily For some Also you make Friends which you will probly never see most of them about 90% of them you wont see ever again so dont get to attachted most of the crap they teach you most likly 80% of it you wont use in life unless you become a teacher lol......... So yea thats what school is other wires see Hell
u spend 18 years getting Destroyed Mentaly and Pshyicily For some Also you make Friends which you will probly never see most of them about 90% of them you wont see ever again so dont get to attachted most of the crap they teach you most likly 80% of it you wont use in life unless you become a teacher lol......... So yea thats what school is other wires see Hell
by TheStudent April 16, 2008
Get the Schoolmug. by g00fys0cks October 5, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. A jail for teenagers for simply existing. You wake up at 6am in the morning to get in a big yellow locker room that actually smells worse than the locker rooms to go to a rectangular shaped building with too much security. You may think this is a jail, but im serious this is a school. We then go from classroom to classroom with short four-minute breaks to get there on time, meaning there is no time to do anything. If youre late, youre marked absent. We get useless, irrelevant content, yet we dont know what tax is or how to pay it! Then, we get TESTED on this and if we fail because we dont understand, we get yelled at by our parents and everything we own gets taken away. This totally defeats the purpose of learning in the first place, and causes a burden of stress upon students. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with people who probabally cant even solve a Google Captcha, and the only thing they talk about is sex. The only time they talk to you is to make you feel miserable. And when we get home, we have to do homework. If you already taught us what we need to know in school, why give us more work?? The teachers and staff ignore you, even if you are being bullied or need help, because they are there for the money. You dont need to know math or science unless youre becoming a mathmatitian or a scientist. Parents, I challenge you--did your job employer ask you to solve a math problem before you got hired?
TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
If you actually need to know the things school is "teaching" you in the "real world", there's a little thing called Google.
by v1vdefineswords October 28, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.
Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
Get the Schoolmug. (1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing something else than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime in your life. Bullshit.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
I went to school today thinking I wouldn't go back. Luckily, I came back with only an ass full of jizz.
by TheTruthIsConcealedNoMore December 13, 2010
Get the Schoolmug.