schmegol 

to causually mooch off of other people in terms of things to do, or things to have that you do not technically have access to.

Im trying to schmegol my way into my way to that party I wasn't invited to.

schmegol by Claire Simon November 13, 2007

schmegankled 

(adj)All messed up in a physical way.

His car is all schmegankled after that bad wreck the other night.

schmegankled by Hoptard July 23, 2009

schmegeggined 

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

schmegeggined by boneless bananas March 4, 2011

Schmegernovski 

a cigarette.

There's nothing like a Schmegernovski and coffee in the morning to wake me up.

Schmegernovski by I AM AL February 3, 2012

Schmegma 

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

Schmegma by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma 

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

Schmegma by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma 

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

Schmegma by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015