scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

seattle grace

Seattle grace is a hospital in the tv show Grey's Anatomy where doctors work to save lives.

Person 1: What is the name of that hospitial in Grey's Anatomy

Person 2 : Seattle Grace

by Some stupid guy on the interne December 28, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

seattle sunny day

Overcast skies and light drizzle.

The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.

by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017

seattle sonic boom

When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.

When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.

by fultzz March 22, 2017

seattle juice

you're never gonna know what seattle juice is

Hey dude, do you know what seattle juice is?
You'll never know what seattle juice is.

by wetnutnigga69 May 21, 2017

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017