Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Liberace See-Saw

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.

Bruh, Parker and I Liberace See-Sawed so hard last night, we went through two rolls of tape!

by Turbosquat May 25, 2021

Saw#5320

The funniest and obviously best staff in fourtle's server because they are so swag!
I wish I was like them....

Fourlte: Have you seen Saw#5320
Mememan: The best staff?
Fizzy: THEY ARE SO SWAG
Litrlly everyone: SAW IS EPIC
Warpy: saw is so cool...ewl.df,cm,vac, mfsv

by Ok and and May 6, 2021

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023