Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

Saturdays

Quite simply put, for the boys.

The day Saturday is a day that is set apart for spending time with your bros.

Brad: Hey dude, wanna crack some cold ones this weekend?

Chuck: Totally dude! Saturdays are for the boys!!!

by For the boyz September 7, 2017

Saturday

Saturday is for the boys

Girlfriend “want to go out babe this Saturday?” Boyfriend “NO! Saturday is for the boys “

by Nick_gur October 13, 2019

Saturday

The best day of the week. No arguing. Either the 6th or 7th day of the week depending on what day you start with.

David killed somebody on Saturday.

by axelerator May 17, 2023