Fruit sandwich

The act of a man tucking his genitals between his legs, then turning around so his buttocks face his audience. Generally, attention will be drawn to his genitals with the question "would anyone like a fruit sandwich?". The whole act is usually performed naked.

"Would you like a fruit sandwich?"

by The dangling captain May 22, 2013

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French sandwich

A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.

Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!

by Frenchman76 November 7, 2013

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glove box sandwich

A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich

Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?

Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old

Jacob: That sounds delicious!

by Javier Buttsniffer February 1, 2009

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wet sandwich

1. Someone who is socially awkward

2. Someone who is cansidered lame

Why is your cousin being such a wet sandwich?

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes April 28, 2010

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Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

by da tr00f July 27, 2009

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