Salad Shooter 

A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.

Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."

Salad Shooter by NutBoii November 29, 2011

salad fingers 

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

salad fingers by Pisshead February 16, 2005

salad girl 

An individual of any gender that is subject to secretive and humorous pity from an outside group of people

Omg Sarah, look at the guy eating alone at the table, he’s such a salad girl

salad girl by Crazymonkey1923 July 2, 2019

salad toes 

The description of someone's freakishly long toes.

He has such salad toes, I bet he can use chopsticks with them!

salad toes by deek-you January 15, 2010

Salad Tosser 

When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.

Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!

Salad Tosser by Jayz May 13, 2003

Salad Shooter Time Machine 

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

Salad Shooter Time Machine by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Salad Shooter 

Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.

Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.

Salad Shooter by E2thaP2thaMD October 23, 2008