Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

swampeded

Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.

I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.

by svenskaflicka September 9, 2010

Swampfest

For a salad to be overfilled by salad dressing or juice from the ingrediants.

Kathy was not happy today, not only was everyone calling her Janine but her salad had turned into a swampfest.

by eamo10 April 17, 2011

Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.

Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS

by josh d' June 7, 2011

swampsack

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swampled

being swamped and trampled simultaneously

If one more person skype's me with an issue, I will be officially swampled.

by The Pragmatic Optimist September 5, 2013

Swampfire

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015