Swag

Traditional Australian camp bed. Highlighted in "Waltzing Matilda" by Banjo Paterson.

Friend: Hey lets go camping
Me: Sure, I'll grab my swag.

by andycidau July 22, 2012

SWAG

The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.

Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG

by jonnypage July 22, 2012

Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.

I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.

by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009

Swag Wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.

Gonzaga University's bench during a basketball game:

G.J. : "Bol is fired up, look at that celebration!"

Manny : "Of course, that's his 10th three-pointer tonight. He's definitely on the swag wagon."

by SpoCal10 February 17, 2010

Swag

A word that originally meant "free stuff." But some rapper used it in a song, and is now the #1 most used word ever. Basically means you sag your pants and wear sideways hats.

Guy 1: I got so much swag!
Guy 2: Please shut up.

by nope.avi June 14, 2013

sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.

Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!

by shaunperfi May 5, 2011

SWAG-O-METER

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.

Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.

by ZMPro December 13, 2010