stfumilf

Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"
"Please don't use that language around my daughter."
"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

stfuk

An acronym meaning:
Shut The Fuck Up Klipper.

Klipper being a hyperactive 15 year old with ADD and an addiction to bawls.

<klipper> I just finnished my first linux install
<klipper> SuSE rocks
<klipper> Everyone should use linux!
<klipper> I'm a linux nazi
<klipper> Linux HEIL!!
<Replax> stfuk
<}813-Error{>stfuk

by replax August 8, 2004

Just Stfu

A loser

Yo did u see Marius? He is such a Just Stfu

by MARIUS MA AUZI February 1, 2022

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

Cold water :)

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

by bjx March 29, 2003

STFUJPG

Shut The Fuck Up and Just Play Games

Fanboy #1: I can't believe Halo 3 is so short!
Fanboy #2: STFUJPG

by Ozimandius October 23, 2007

stfu

seventeen thousand free unicorns

Bob: Look, stfu!
Steve: What's stfu?
Bob: It means seventeen thousand free unicorns.
Steve: Oh, okay.

by therandomperson January 29, 2017

stfu

the acronym of what you say to someone who spells this out in a real life conversation and other overused acronyms like wtf rather than saying the real thing

fag: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

me: No YOU shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english AND you kissed a guy, fag.

by tony_chen December 14, 2008