I went to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but all the good pieces of bread were gone. Only the stumps were left in the bag.
by Stumpy74 August 12, 2020

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by player_aler August 9, 2025

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.
by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.
From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.
by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024

by LatexCondom July 16, 2019

by RiRi the Roach September 24, 2025
