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Stone Age

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It
by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018
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Stone heart

A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.
The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.
by Rousso March 6, 2019
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Stone Cold Salute

There are two forms of the Stone Cold Salute.

1. The first form can be performed by a single person and requires two cans of your favourite cold beverage, preferably beer. To perform this form of the Stone Cold Salute, you must crash both cans together and the down the contents of the can.

2. This form must be performed by two individuals and also requires two cans of your favourite cold canned beverage. In this form, two individuals must crash two cans together in unison and down the contents of each person's respective cans. A Stone Cold Stunner performed by one of the two people is an optional part of the salute.
Person 1: Hey man, I've got a couple beers, wanna come over?

Person 2: Hell yeah, just as long I get to perform a Stone Cold Salute at some point.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 13, 2020
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Stone Love

A man with no hair who loves to have sex with small farm animals! (Mostly Sheep)
That bald man sure loves his animals, wait whats he doing with that sheep? Its like he's doing it Stone Love style!
by Donkey Cock March 7, 2009
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stone ocean

When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.

The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.

While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.
Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?

Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"
by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016
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stone pimp

verb, meaning a hardcore dude with lots of girls.
check him out he's (a)stonepimp, eatin with all those girls
by ryan January 26, 2005
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Stone Waller

This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?
John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?

Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
by Charlotte Dennings July 22, 2011
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