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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
by LordJackson August 20, 2022
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Staring down the drain

You spend all your free time staring down the drain.
by konnichiwama January 1, 2024
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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Gen Z Stare

“when a dumbass millennial says a stupid question that can simply be answered if they put their brain to work, results in a teenager looking at you dumb asf, wondering how the fuck that came out of your mouth
millenial: whats the price of the coffee latte
*says prices on the damn fucking menu*
teenager: “gen z stare”
by baddestbaldie July 26, 2025
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Cat Stare

By Definition a cat stare is a stare by another person that mimics yours. in such a way, that as you move they move to the same position. it is as if to hinder or block your vision so you only stare at that person (or cat).

To note: usually this is found in a person who is in a state of "love at first sight.", or a creepy person who is either obsessed with you or is too friendly
"Did he just give you the cat stare a few moments ago
by Theamazinggeek February 25, 2015
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